Many years ago, Eric S. Raymond started a project that would be known
as Rootless Root, a collection of several Unix-related writings
stylized as koans and tales. Among these writings is Master Foo,
a legendary master of the Unix Way, enlightening many with the knowledge
of the Patriarchs and of his own findings. As a means of respecting Master
Foo's many teachings, we at soda have decided to archive his
wisdom, his words, and uhh, all that jazz. It's only fair, really.