For many years, Linus Torvalds shat on dozens of people on the Linux Kernel Mailing
List due to their complete stupidity related to their garbage code or just in reply to
how they maintain their software. Some of these replies are short, mild, simple and
to the point. Some turn out to be long, ingenius bits of offensive critique. In keeping
in touch with our archival nature, we have decided to frame some of the best ones
as a means of showing respect to the person who created the system that
Private Void, and several others run on.